Thursday, January 21, 2010

Michael Cera is a Fuck Boi



Do i even need to explain this post further?



I saw Youth in Revolt, he played a virgin desperately trying to get laid. Here's one nice thing I'll say about this movie...


very relevant Vamp Week inspired west-coast, cali-alt prep swag. But its not this movie, or Michael Cera the person I have problems with...but rather EVERY movie described as a coming of age film, thats only about being underage cuming and trying to lose your virginity.
I can't relate with a protagonist who is a fuck boy.
Blowing up shit, fucking pastries, going on extensive liquor missions as a minor, and letting yourself be generally used in the hopes of finally getting pussy by women who never will give you the pussy is the fallout of any good hero.
Michael Cera is 21, he's old enough to make it rain superbad money in the strip club, but he's still playing a frail little 16 y/o boy in 2010.

You know what I wanna see? A movie about a shy young girl tryna over come her shyness to finally lose her virginity to her special crush. It'll be 5 mins of movie and then a porno cause she'll instantly get fucked cause she's a girl and not a FUCK BOI like Michael Cera.

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