Fourth Dimensional Rape

So if I had a time machine I wouldn't do anything useful like attempt to learn the ways of every great leader by going back in time and befriending important men in history...I'd strictly use it to bone women throughout time. POW! I know what your thinking, 'I know the NewDirtyBasterds got game, but how do you expect to woo powerful women like Cleopatra? She probably ain't tryna give up the pussy, right?" My response would be 'Bitch I got a FUCKIN' time machine!!!!' That's instant pussy right there. I'd whip up in that thing with the #keyel2010mix in the tape deck and tell that girl if we ain't fuckin' the world is gonna end or some fucked up shit like that, she ain't thinkin' twice about it. BAM! Here's the list of women/sex acts I'd bone/participate in. Starting at the begining of time and moving forward.

Aphrodite

because she's a goddess. Included in this trip I'd also join a Roman Orgy.


Ancient Concubine

because I hear its really sideways.


Any Young French Maiden from the Middle Ages
because she's french.



A Gaggle of Flappers
cause they know how to party.


Mata Hari
but I wouldn't leave my droid around her.



Jackie O.
and believe me, she would get it the worst outta all them. I would tear that presidential pussy apart. Might even get Marylin for the tri-fecta one time, but most likely I'd just put the pussy on the flat-line, defribrillate it, then knock it out the box repeatedly. JFK was the man for this.

Darine Stern

she was the first black woman on the cover, not the first black woman inside of playboy. I'd travel back to be the first white guy inside of her, playboy.


Halle Berry BEFORE She Had Kids

I mean shiiiieeeeeddddtttt, I got a time machine, why not?




So thats my list. Who'd I forgot?