I Think SpongeBob's A Hipster

I mean, the nerd glasses, the shitty job, the meaningless and euphoric existence, his connection with the young people



But I fucks with him, he's on some classic shit too.

That New California Funk

That new Vampire Weekend drops tomorrow, get there.

I Was Gonna Blog Some Shit

It's not often I have a really good idea for a social commentary on the everyday lives of myself and my peers, but I stumbled on one last night. The kind of hot topic that most of ya'll could relate to and probably share a laugh or thought about our existence, in writing on the Internet. But then I got high, like REALLY high. So high I had an even better idea than the first, but then I forgot it, and I can't remember the old one.



So here's some sweet pics of weed budz.










Weed, it's the brandy of vegetation.

This Is A Post About Rap Music

I got a lot of opinions and feelings (no homo) about the state of hip-hop right now, and I'm not gonna voice any of them. I'm jus gonna share how estatic I am over this

as the best possible start for rap music in the year 2010.

Not to dwell in the 90s (with the rest of my generation) but I miss the good ol' days(via gettin old, like the rest of my generation) when the line between cut-throat ganster hiphop and alternative rock was a little more blurry




in 2010 will we see a lot of rap x rock collabos?
is hiphop still dead?
did it have a chance to get mainstream enuff b4 it died (via 2pac)?
r fred durst and method man gonna b old like Run DMC aerosmith someday soon (via now)?
do u guys miss tha 90s like i do?
how many of u kno i took this closing questions gimmick from another alt-blog (via Jackin for Blogs)

All jack-assey blogcasm aside, I love this cover, big up Darren Anthony and the direction the music has been moving (away from) over the past few years.

Recession Ballin'

(That may or may not be Tilla from the Kickdrumz)

We all know the economy extra suxxxx right now, but this is America, and in America we bawl. In fact I'm proud to be an American, in the most bawlin'est country in the world right now (unless you count China, India, United Arab Emirates, Canada, Qatar, Luxembourg, Norway, etc.) Even in a recession we bawl hard, but we must bawl responsibly, and not like drink respoonsibility...for realz this time. The masterminds at NewDirtyBasterds along with help from the Coventry Kids BrainTrust have developed a term for this new wave of pseudo-ballers, or "Senegal Ballers". Its a term influenced by this man



Sudanese rapper Bangs and his og innovator/mentor/Senegal-Baller guru, Chingy



They both come from a long tradition of string-cheese chains, non-new era fitted caps, with matching off brand color coordinated tops and sweat pants. They're an ispiration to us all, showing us you don't need money to give off the impression that you have money.


So shiny, riding on chrome baby.

In times like these it "pays" to be satisfied with what we've got. You don't need a sports car or Denali Truck on 22's to be happy. All I need is my ride, some tunes, and good friends.




Picture me rollin', Rollin with the homies

Can I Find an Organic Brandy???

My body is a temple, and V.S.O.P. runs through my blood like communion.




My last post got me thinking, what can I do to make my congac intake healthier, without lowering my congac intake? We all know Green Monster and cognac has been the favored beverage combination, but after seeing the effects energy drinks have on my stamina (via 5 hour energy crash commercial) and the amount of sugar contained in each can, I've decided I need to sacrifice flavor and tradition, for my health and free-range grapes.



So naturaly I turned to a trusted source for fruits and vegatables.

And that shit was gross. If you're worried about sugars and carbs, you can chase your cognac with apple or cranberry juicey juice, but I've found the healthiest solution is to take it straight, no ice, and guzzle it down as quickly as possible.

To a healthy and happy new year.

Today's Post is Brought to You by the Letters EnJVSOP

A lot of ya'll fuck with that Carlos Rossi (via The Coventry Kids and Eighty81 blipster blog bros)



Download Steph Floss and Jameel Sippin that Rossi mp3


I mean, its a good honest wine at a good honest price, packaged in good honest easy to hold chug-jugs. Carlos Rossi has always endorsed a quality product for the Senegal baller in all of us.



Sometimes I need something a lil' more America ballin', something that's gonna get me a lil' more "fucked up, (via Steve Brule) that's when I turn to E&J.



Brandy is the wine of liquor...that is, it's made from grapes, it's baller as fuck, and it's often paired with cheese.


I only eat runny bacteria if it makes me trip. When I really wanna be on my James Bond steez, I break out the E&J V.S.O.P.



At only $12 a bottle its the Carlos Rossi of liquor (via being owned by the same corporation) So let's get Poed Up.