Shouts to Ronnie James Dio

check out 'Shut Up Dude' the mixtape presented by Mishka

Above The Clouds

RIP Guru. Happy 4/20? Above the clouds



Above the crowds above the clouds
where the sounds are original
infinite skills create miracles
warrior spiritual
Above the clouds raining down
Holdin it down

Love, #NewDirtyBasterds and @TheCovKids

Jah!

Happy 4/20 ****Buzzkill Alert******

happy 4/20

Fourth Dimensional Rape

So if I had a time machine I wouldn't do anything useful like attempt to learn the ways of every great leader by going back in time and befriending important men in history...I'd strictly use it to bone women throughout time. POW! I know what your thinking, 'I know the NewDirtyBasterds got game, but how do you expect to woo powerful women like Cleopatra? She probably ain't tryna give up the pussy, right?" My response would be 'Bitch I got a FUCKIN' time machine!!!!' That's instant pussy right there. I'd whip up in that thing with the #keyel2010mix in the tape deck and tell that girl if we ain't fuckin' the world is gonna end or some fucked up shit like that, she ain't thinkin' twice about it. BAM! Here's the list of women/sex acts I'd bone/participate in. Starting at the begining of time and moving forward.

Aphrodite

because she's a goddess. Included in this trip I'd also join a Roman Orgy.


Ancient Concubine

because I hear its really sideways.


Any Young French Maiden from the Middle Ages
because she's french.



A Gaggle of Flappers
cause they know how to party.


Mata Hari
but I wouldn't leave my droid around her.



Jackie O.
and believe me, she would get it the worst outta all them. I would tear that presidential pussy apart. Might even get Marylin for the tri-fecta one time, but most likely I'd just put the pussy on the flat-line, defribrillate it, then knock it out the box repeatedly. JFK was the man for this.

Darine Stern

she was the first black woman on the cover, not the first black woman inside of playboy. I'd travel back to be the first white guy inside of her, playboy.


Halle Berry BEFORE She Had Kids

I mean shiiiieeeeeddddtttt, I got a time machine, why not?




So thats my list. Who'd I forgot?

Pharell x Uffie ADD SUV

yo I'm so excited right now, for two of my favorite 'outside of the box' artist to come together and make such a commercialized record?....uh wait, shit now I'm not sure how excited I am. For those of you who don't know who uffie is, her and eryka badu make up the new awesome group Little Dragon. For those of you who don't know who Pharell is, he's who Steve Aoki gets all his swag from. The tracks alright, it could've been the first hot single of the summer, but more importantly the reason I'm blogging this song is Uffie finally showed some titty. NOW I can respect her as a pop icon.





via AltReport and Prefix Mag

The Cavs Are Gonna Win the Finals

#thatisall

Reasons I Won't Listen to Your Shitty Band

1. if you describe your sound as 'thrash metal'
2. if you describe your sound as any other variation of metal
3. if you claim to be metal and this is your profile pic on twitter

Kush and Orange Juice

ehhhhhh......its like a 6 on a scale of 10. But whatever, you're gonna download it anyways


I listened to it, then put #keyel2010mix back in rotation

How To Make Your Girl's Box Boom

New Drink: Fizzie Arnold Palmer

The new drink this week will have you feeling very presidential.



My mans at work hip me to this sweet tea flavored vodka that retails somewhere around $14.95 a fif.




Then he tells me the trick is you mix it with mikes hard lemonade. If you're like me, you've already counted the drink out for having mike's in it...but think about it for a second.................
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...I know, right? Sounds like the plan, until later that same night @BobGnarly1234 told me about Mike's Harder Lemonade



Hot Damn, summer's coming y'all. I know I'm ready for it.

Rihanna Luvs the Cock

...bung

Love From Ohio

I have a Love/Hate thing going on with life in Ohio, today its all love though.


This keeps happening in real life so I had to blog it. People be like



Blah



Blah



Blah



CobraSnake




And then I be like, naw

Floyd


From


Ohio




Everyday I learn to appreciate my Ohio way of life a little more. Things move a lil' slower in this state, and the people aren't as glamorous...but I supposed the flip side of that would be chaos and plasticized digital beauty. I'm still tryna find a balance. What the scene here lacks in fame and fortune, it makes up for in organics and culture. I've always thought Floyd's work reflects that.


For more @Floyd_From_Ohio check out the internet...

he's all over that bitch


RIP Dash Snow

Diplo x Sunday Girl

On some, its my cousin Marvin Barry type shit...Ive been working on a indie-pop dubstep band, and I might be drawing some inspiration from this. Look for my project Step by Step, coming soon.

Government Health Care

from the wiki article on The Tuskegee Experiment

MGMT Swaggar Jacks Jimi Hendrix Swaggar Jacking Tupac

The new MGMT album "Congratulations" comes out tomorrow, and due to a leak is available for streaming on their website . Ultimately the album almost sounds like something a reputable band from the 60s recorded in their day, and never released until now. Its good music, its just nothing new from a band that broke major indie ground in 2007. I definitely like it/would stream it...not gonna buy it tho. But don't take my word for it....

Name That Blog Contest

NewDirtyBasterds will be re-branding and upgrading their name/url soon to make the blog more accessible to people like you. Below are a list of new names, please vote on the ones you like, leave feedback, and suggest some of your own.


NewDirtyBastards.com
freechildpornagraphy.blogspot.com
TheNewDirty.com
#1JBiebssource.com
NewburyBasterds.com
Ol'BernieDastard.com
PoonTangClan.tumblr.com

Let me know, thanks

New All Day Recess, 'Lifetime' feat. Tezo & Purple Monkey Sircus

House Full Of




House-house full of



House full of




And they all watching



Lifetime - All Day Recess feat. Tezo and Purple Monkey Sircus

That New Sound I Been Lookin' For

The Free Porn Site That Anyone Can Edit

Ya'll know the only thing #newdirtybasterds like more than subjecting everyone to our own opinion as fact, is watching free porn on the internet. Well it just so happens that the two have finally collabo'd. I was watching porn in one tab while trying to figure out who invented the Bristol Stool Scale in another. Sooner or later, I accidentally typed '69 my black wife' into the wiki search bar.
















Oh, but it gets so much better, girl-on-girl, anal play, and what porn is complete without the money $hot





or multiple money shots



And jus like other porn sites I don't wanna look at the Japanese Porn.
Thank you internet.

******************Addition*****************************

thanks to @zQuizzy for shouting out a missed opportunity to big up SeedFeeder, the designer of these pics and others, check out the whole collection I missed a few good ones